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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!