- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The ability to fart inwards.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to pee on command

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to divide by 0

the power to lose your power at will

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to fly but only upward

Pointless Super Powers