The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!