The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Black power

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!