You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to have a power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!