The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The powers to lose your current power forever

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to levitate mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the ability to wake up on an elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

[insert pointless super powers here]

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to be blind

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!