The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!