the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!