Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!