The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!