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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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the power to not have a power
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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.
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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.
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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.
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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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the power to fart mace
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The power to summon earthworms
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X-ray vision that only works on windows
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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.
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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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The power to cease to exist at birth!
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The power to have a small penis
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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.
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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...
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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!