The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Asexual reproduction.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to have no powers!

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to spelle caretly

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!