the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!