The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power spite flower

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!