the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!