The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!