The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!