The power to be justin beiber

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!