the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!