The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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to spelle caretly

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Death at will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!