the power to die at will

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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ikawlhan forever

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to herd cats

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!