Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!