The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

the power to change invisable when you blink

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to shit brix

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!