the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to fart mace

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to see the present.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!