The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to always hug people

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to eat with your butt

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!