- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to speak in cursive

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to be a complete troll

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

Pointless Super Powers