The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power of love

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to poke

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to create another human

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!