The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Dejavu

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to herd cats

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!