The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate nature

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!