The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!