Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to look TV

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!