The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!