The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!