The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Death at will

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!