The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!