The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!