the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be blind

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!