the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Death at will

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!