The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to be dead

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!