the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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power to breathe

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to buy free things.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!