the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to write a country song

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!