the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have a small penis

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!