Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!