The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to die on command

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!