The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!