the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to get STD's

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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KeemStar

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!