Power to always have exact change.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to eat edible things.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!