The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!