The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to pee out blue

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!