The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!