The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!