The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!