The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!