the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to shower naked.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!