The power to think you have powers.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!