The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!