Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!